Where does he learn this stuff.
Story
One night Gabe wanted me to tell him a story. After I told him one I asked him to tell ME a story. He said: "one upon time there was spider man and iron man. they were fighting (enacts their fights). then their mom told them no fighting." I said: "smart mom."
Warning: Poopy talk
One night while Gabe was going potty he said : "Poopies are (s)tinky. Don't touch my poopies. They are (s)tinky."
Too Many Toys
I often "bribe" Gabe with small toys while we are running errands. One day I got him three small action figures: Thor, Loki, and the Destroyer. We were in the car and he was playing with Thor and the Destroyer. Then he asked for Loki. After I gave it to him, he said he wanted me to be Loki. I told him I couldn't because I was driving. He responded: "I cannot handle so many dudes."
Its a Mistwy
I was putting away winter clothes after washing them. I couldn't find one of my gloves and told Gabe that I lost it. He said "I'm gonna solve the problem." I asked "what problem?" He said "I'm gonna solve the problem. You lost your your globe. Its a mistwy. A mistwy. I'm gonna solve the problem."
It's no Use
Last night Gabe tried to do somersaults. He did a couple but was having trouble. After trying over and over again, he said, in an exasperated voice "It's no use."
That little comedian :)
One night Gabe wanted me to tell him a story. After I told him one I asked him to tell ME a story. He said: "one upon time there was spider man and iron man. they were fighting (enacts their fights). then their mom told them no fighting." I said: "smart mom."
Warning: Poopy talk
One night while Gabe was going potty he said : "Poopies are (s)tinky. Don't touch my poopies. They are (s)tinky."
Too Many Toys
I often "bribe" Gabe with small toys while we are running errands. One day I got him three small action figures: Thor, Loki, and the Destroyer. We were in the car and he was playing with Thor and the Destroyer. Then he asked for Loki. After I gave it to him, he said he wanted me to be Loki. I told him I couldn't because I was driving. He responded: "I cannot handle so many dudes."
Its a Mistwy
I was putting away winter clothes after washing them. I couldn't find one of my gloves and told Gabe that I lost it. He said "I'm gonna solve the problem." I asked "what problem?" He said "I'm gonna solve the problem. You lost your your globe. Its a mistwy. A mistwy. I'm gonna solve the problem."
It's no Use
Last night Gabe tried to do somersaults. He did a couple but was having trouble. After trying over and over again, he said, in an exasperated voice "It's no use."
That little comedian :)
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